you could really tell he was holding in the laughter on that one.
making a resume when u have no experience
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:
My life is 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol
A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT
*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit